User:Sardisson/wevahfacts.com

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[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahfacts.com

Wevah™facts

  • Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep
  • Wevah™ doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself
  • Wevah™ types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall
  • Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents
  • Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone
  • When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task
  • Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews
  • [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört
  • Wevah™ doesn't need algorithms; he is an algorithm
  • Wevah™ doesn't fix bugs; he scares them into fixing themselves