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m (User:Sardisson/wevahjokes.com moved to User:Sardisson/wevahfacts.com: because they're facts, not jokes ;)) |
(→Wevah™facts: new fact, in honor of W™ fixing a 3+-year old c-crap bug in 10 minutes) |
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[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?<br> | [01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?<br> | ||
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm<br> | [01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm<br> | ||
| − | [01:18am] froodian: can't wait for | + | [01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahfacts.com |
| − | + | ==Wevah™facts== | |
* Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep | * Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep | ||
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* Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents | * Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents | ||
* Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone | * Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone | ||
| + | * When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task | ||
| + | * Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews | ||
| + | * [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört | ||
| + | * Wevah™ doesn't need algorithms; he is an algorithm | ||
| + | * Wevah™ doesn't fix bugs; he scares them into fixing themselves | ||
Latest revision as of 21:54, 23 January 2011
[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahfacts.com
Wevah™facts
- Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep
- Wevah™ doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself
- Wevah™ types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall
- Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents
- Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone
- When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task
- Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews
- [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört
- Wevah™ doesn't need algorithms; he is an algorithm
- Wevah™ doesn't fix bugs; he scares them into fixing themselves
