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* Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents | * Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents | ||
* Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone | * Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone | ||
+ | * When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task |
Revision as of 23:59, 26 August 2006
[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahjokes.com
- Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep
- Wevah™ doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself
- Wevah™ types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall
- Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents
- Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone
- When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task