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* Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews | * Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews | ||
* [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört | * [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört | ||
| + | * Wevah™ doesn't need algorithms; he is an algorithm | ||
Revision as of 03:10, 22 September 2006
[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahfacts.com
Wevah™facts
- Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep
- Wevah™ doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself
- Wevah™ types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall
- Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents
- Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone
- When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task
- Wevah™ doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews
- [6:46pm] <Wevah> wört
- Wevah™ doesn't need algorithms; he is an algorithm
