User:Sardisson/wevahfacts.com

[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahjokes.com

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Wevah can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep

wevah doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself

Wevah types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall

Wevah doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents

Wevah never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone