User:Sardisson/wevahfacts.com

[01:15am] ardissone|away: suddenly pictured Wevah as the Chuck Norris of coding
[01:16am] Wevah: walker, texas ranger -> wevah, minnesota programmer?
[01:16am] ardissone|away: mhm
[01:18am] froodian: can't wait for wevahjokes.com

Wevah™facts

• Wevah™ can add features to Paparazzi! in his sleep
• Wevah™ doesn't release his data, he just glares at it and it releases itself
• Wevah™ types so fast that keyboards blow up from the friction, prompting Apple's battery recall
• Wevah™ doesn't use the keyboard; he interacts with his Mac via raw AppleEvents
• Wevah™ never eats; he is nourished on Cocoa alone
• When Wevah™ gets angry he doesn't count to ten, he recites the NSString methods by task
• Wevah doesn't use NSViews; he uses NSWevahViews